Николай Йорданов

George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, “How many is a brazillion?’

Диета за всички кръвни групи:

Закуска: Един кекс, един секс
Обяд: Два кекса, два секса
Вечеря: Три секса, без кекс

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